You know you're a mom when.. ('s DAZES)
So, my friend Arizona Mamma Our Daze in the Dessert started a new meme for Wednesdays. Think of it like, "You know you're a redneck when..." kind of thing.
Here's my version:
You know you're a mom when...
- "sleeping late" came to mean "any time past sunrise".
- leftover bites of grilled cheese from your child's plate becomes your lunch.
- your humongous diaper bag doubles as a purse. For years.
- you carry snacks and drinks on you at all times in case of cranky children.
- the goldfish crumbs don't even embarrass you any more when guests ride in your car.
I hope you all are having a great week!
So funny, I always have food hidden somewhere!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha! Thanks for playing, Jess.
ReplyDeleteAnd crumbs in the car? Really? Mine looks as if a mixture of snacks exploded...like three times!
Great answers! I just saw last night that she's starting this, and I think it's a great idea!
ReplyDeleteSo true...I am always eating my kids scraps. It's so sad that it has come to that!! And I don't even like corn-dogs!
ReplyDeleteSo true! Heck I have to carry snacks now in case I get crabby!
ReplyDeleteOh how true! I laughed out loud. Pretty funny!
ReplyDeleteGreat list! I know I'm a mom when I find random kiddo toys in my purse when I'm out and about, and my kiddo isn't even with me!
ReplyDeleteLOL my car is so disgusting, and I don't care.
ReplyDeletei like!!
ReplyDeleteYour last one is so true!
ReplyDeleteAmen to all of the above!!
ReplyDeleteLOVE the grilled cheese one! SO TRUE! lol. That's funny.
ReplyDeleteThis is great...all of those totally apply to my life. :) Also...you know you're a mom when the phrase you say most during the day is "get down from there." ;) haha.
ReplyDeleteOh ha, ha, ha!! This was great, and so true!!
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